OK everyone, get your worst out of your system before the Oscars….
Emily Blunt in Michael Kors
Embed from Getty ImagesNo one will convince me this isn’t a sartorial rendering of a vulva.
Amy Adams in Celine
Embed from Getty ImagesThe over-sized ’80’s scrunchie serving as a top here kills this for me.
Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton
Embed from Getty ImagesWe all predicted this, but Emma’s partnership with Louis Vuitton is not as well as planned. This is pretty half-assed for a major awards show – literally, she’s missing half her blouse.
Yara Shahidi in Fendi
Embed from Getty ImagesOh girl, NO! Leggings and a sheer, putty colored overlay do not an outfit make. She’s young and is willing to try a lot stylistically – this one just happened to be a major dud.
Madeline Brewer in Brock Collection
Embed from Getty ImagesBrock Collection strikes again. This is more tacky prom than awards show red carpet.
Chrissy Metz in John Paul Ataker
Embed from Getty ImagesChrissy usually makes very smart red carpet choices – she works with a broad range of designers to showcase flattering looks for women of non-traditional sizes. However, I find this really unflattering and dated.
Lupita Nyong’o in Vera Wang
Embed from Getty ImagesOh man, this sucks so hard. Especially given her phenomenal back catalog of looks. What was Vera going for here – deconstructed tux and chain mail chic?
Kate Nash in Manish Arora
Embed from Getty ImagesApparently Kate Nash, who’s music I really enjoy, is part of the “Glow” ensemble, which explains why she was there. It also explains her extremely twee, oh so ’80’s vibe. It is…extra.
Alison Brie in Miu Miu
Embed from Getty ImagesI actually love this from the back. But from the front it’s giving me major bat vibes.
Lucy Boynton in Erdem
Embed from Getty ImagesLet’s get that drab, dotted black overlay off and I think we may have something worth working with.
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