Oscars 2019: In Which Emma Stone Channels a Stroopwafel

Some of our “Best Supporting Actress” nominees looked like food. Others fared slightly better.

Emma Stone in custom Louis Vuitton

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I am rather pleasantly surprised by this glittery, chocolate brown, stroopwafel of a dress! Louis Vuitton has done so much worse by her, that this is frankly refreshing. Do I love it? No. But it’s completely serviceable, an interesting color and shape, and doesn’t look like it was made in the dark. Although now I am fully craving a stroopwaffle.

Rachel Weisz in Givenchy

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Rain slicker is an interesting aesthetic for Oscars night, no? I am starting to think that Rachel just might not have great taste – her whole awards season run has been one long misfire, capped off by this glaringly bad Givenchy. The most frustrating thing is that there’s the germ of a good dress in there! The bottom half is really lovely and red is a great color on her, but the cheap ass rain coat up top kills it.

Regina King in custom Oscar de la Renta

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Just as I am largely disenchanted with all black on the red carpet, all white similarly fails to hold my attention span. I mean, obviously, Regina King looks stunning – she’s just innately fabulous. But I cant help seeing a well wrapped bed sheet instead of an interesting gown.

Marina de Tavira in J. Mendel

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Way to end on a high note! Marina looks absolutely stunning in this, and while I don’t love the corset-like bodice, that incredible skirt more than makes up for it. She has had a spottier awards season run than co-star Yalitza, but she easily wins this last match up in my eyes.

Amy Adams in Atelier Versace

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This is totally fine but largely forgettable. Other than the overly accentuated cups on the bodice (seriously, why though?) there’s nothing I will remember about this tomorrow.

 

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