Golden Globes 2019: Red Carpet Wrap Up

Time to wrap up the 2019 Golden Globes. Stay posted tomorrow for the after parties and the Critics’ Choice Awards!

Janelle Monáe in Chanel

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This is A LOT of look. She has the confidence to carry off almost anything, so it’s unsurprising that she plucked this look “as is” off of Crazy Karl’s runway. I actually don’t hate it, although I would have eliminated the white long-johns.

 Gina Rodriguez in Reem Acra

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This is super unflattering to her chest.

Joanna Newsom in Rodarte

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If you’re wondering why Joanna Newsom was there, it’s because she’s married to the Andy Samberg half of our hosting duo. This is just SO very Rodarte. It’s the definition of “twee”.

Catherine Zeta Jones in Elie Saab

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This came down the runway with weird detached sleeves. Removing those was a good move.

Jessica Chastain custom Riccardo Tisci for Burberry

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She looks like she’s set to star in a new movie about sexy vampire widows.

Anne Hathaway in Elie Saab

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I would NEVER have guessed this was Elie Saab, and I would NEVER has predicted Anne would wear something so…leopard-y. I’m surprised by it, but I don’t dislike it. I think I would actually like it more without the shiny cutouts on the bust.

Yalitza Aparicio in Miu Miu

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Yalitza has had an INCREDIBLE red carpet run while promoting “Roma”, considering that she has no formal acting training, “Roma” was her first role, and I have yet to confirm whether she is working with a stylist or not (though I assume she must be…). She is definitely going to be one to watch this season. Unfortunately, I am not crazy about this Miu Miu – Yalitza is 25 and this reads very juvenile on her.

Lucy Boynton in custom Galvan

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Lucy starred opposite Rami Malek in “Bohemian Rhapsody” which surprised everyone by taking home Best Drama. She looks lovely in this very ’70’s Galvan – although I have to say, I like Phoebe’s better.

Julianne Moore in Givenchy

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Sigh. So very much more of the same from Julianne. If it’s not black, white, or shapeless, it’s not for Julianne. On a positive note, I do love the bow in the back.

Halle Berry in Zuhair Murad

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Despite it’s sheerness, I actually really like this. It’s less naked and sheer than the stuff she usually wears, and Halle Berry wearing a berry colored dress amuses me.

Amy Poehler in Viktor and Rolf

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*Shrug*. This is fine.

Maya Rudolph in Valentino

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Maya almost always gets it wrong. She picks things she doesn’t have the fashion gravitas to pull off. Also, this is just drab and droopy.

Lucy Liu in Galia Lahav

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Controversial opinion alert: I actually love this. The patter is weird and interesting, kind of like high fashion amoebas. And I love a cape – even when it’s strangely off-center.

Gemma Chan in Valentino

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The idea here is better than the execution. I like the dramatic skirt, I don’t like the wrinkles or the under-shorts.

Kate Mara in Miu Miu

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This is absolutely hideous. Turns out she’s pregnant, which explains the shapeless silhouette. But I don’t have an explanation for the remaining crimes against fashion this dress is committing.

Chrissy Metz in custom Tanya Taylor

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She looks lovely! However, calling your fellow actress a “bitch” is NOT lovely.

Jamie Lee Curtis in Alexander McQueen

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In my book, Jamie beats Gaga at the “matching your hair to your dress” contest.

Dakota Fanning in custom Armani Privé

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Pretty but forgettable.

KiKi Layne in Dior Haute Couture

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I love this skirt as much as I HATE this bodice.

Saoirse Ronan in custom Gucci

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HARD pass. It’s like the high fashion version of these two disasters.

Jodie Comer in Ralph and Russo

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Jodie was AMAZING in “Killing Eve”, I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten more accolades for her performance. I actually like this, but might edit out about 3% of the froof.

Judy Greer in Alberta Ferretti

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Great concept, sloppy execution. There’s menswear and then there’s just baggy.

Taylor Swift in Atelier Versace

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Nearly naked Taylor is not my favorite Taylor.

Sofia Carson in Giambattista Valli

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Speaking of unnecessary froof…

Janet Mock in Off-White

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Off-White is usually more sportswear influenced than I tend to go for, but I really like this look.

D’Arcy Carden in Rosie Assoulin

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D’Arcy is SO fabulous on “The Good Place” that I wouldn’t be surprised to see her nominated for Best Supporting Actress next year. I’m on record as a huge fan of Rosie Assoulin and I love this color combo but wish the execution was slightly more precise.

Sudi Green


It’s not often you get to cover someone you ACTUALLY know on the red carpet! My friend Sudi Green, a writer for Saturday Night Live, looks stunning in this tremendously fun sequined jumpsuit!



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